![]() 05/18/2015 at 20:41 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
So I was sitting up at the fields, hanging around before my lacrosse game today and, wait, see that? That over there in the distance? THAT , is a Nissan Murano Crosscabriokillyourself. Someone else in the tri-town area has bought one. I must find them and publicly humiliate them for purchasing such an abhorrent vehicle. The search begins....
![]() 05/18/2015 at 20:47 |
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Congratulate them for having the nerve to purchase one. Then when they aren’t looking burn it.
![]() 05/18/2015 at 20:53 |
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I only get angry when I see one with the top up. I feel the same about Sebring and pt cruiser convertibles. Yes they are extremely dumb no matter what, but at least with the top down I see some value in driving it around.
![]() 05/18/2015 at 21:13 |
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“Crosscabriokillyourself” never seen that one before.
![]() 05/18/2015 at 21:15 |
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Thought I’d get a little creative. Too harsh?
![]() 05/18/2015 at 21:25 |
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Nah. It's not too harsh. I just laughed for way longer than a normal, sane person would.
![]() 05/18/2015 at 22:10 |
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I saw one the other day, tried cleaning my eyes with bleach afterwards.